February 2012
Watchdiannaanonsky:
saralatouf:
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Yes. That man is literally me.
My first boner →
wild-animal:
turtlezswag-:
blewburry:
When I was like 8 or something, I was home alone with my brothers and I was taking a bath just minding my own business. Then all of a sudden my dick was standing up and really hard and all that usual boner stuff. I didn’t know what it was because my family is full of assholes who didn’t tell me anything about puberty so I was freaking out. I literally...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
cadillacsandhoney26:
I feel like doing this sometimes haha! My dog is the only person who gives me a hug! Also, the Artist is a lovely film :)
How Glee fans react when they hear this song.
The biggest photo of the night sky ever taken. →
beautyswhereyoufindit:
Holy fuck.
tenblade asked: alice you should have answered "which lip"
Anonymous asked: you just go from a really depressed text post to reblogging happy gifs of everything?
Anonymous asked: lip rings yes or no?
Anonymous asked: bee mine from your secret honey
scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week.
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
harley-juice:
air- replied to your post: favourite book?
asdfghjkl that’s one of my favourites.. highgate have you been to highgate cemetery??
I haven’t but it looks so beautiful I really want to go :(
Definitely go if you ever get the chance, there’s so much history there and it’s just perfect. Also take a camera and annoy the tour guide by hanging behind and taking photos of...
So mum’s been in such a good mood for the last week and now she’s exactly how she usually is fuckdhxfihvn. She doesn’t care about anything I say when she gets like this, and she makes these suicide comments like I’m 99.999999% sure she isn’t serious, just in an attention seeking way but she’s tried to kill herself before and I just don’t know and yeah....
